Thursday, April 11, 2013

France

The following story should not be taken as an excuse to walk around a huge city at night and hope something amazing happens.  Although the story may seem cool and adventerous I assure you there were many times during it I realized that this was a bad idea.  Please refrain from jumping so headlong into stupid tasks and use your brain when it comes to traveling.  I have seen Taken one too many times and I know what happens to travelers in Paris.  Plus last time I checked, neither of my parents are Liam Neeson.  So like I said before, read the story but realize mistakes were made.  If it inspires you then so be it but do not try to re-create the event.

Paris.  The City of Lights.  Since I was only spending three nights in Paris before heading to Amsterdam I had to plan a whirlwind schedual to see everything this city has to offer.  On the day I arrived although exhausted I told myself I needed to go out and take night photos of Paris (none of which I liked and my battery died about halfway through and I left my spares in the hostel).  Plus the pictures were all run of the mill, cut and dry, seen it already, pictures.  If you want to see the pictures I took of Paris at night, look up Night Photos of Paris and that is what they look like.  Anyway Paris is known for being very beautiful at night so I headed out to capture what I can.  Here is what I found.  Warning: The following might burst your little bubble of a perfect,romantic Paris.   

As I walk to the Metro station, about three blocks away, I am constantly hounded by prostitutes.  In the day time you would have never of thought this particular street to be so bad.  It looks much like any street in Paris with six or seven story grey or dirty yellow buildings lining the streets.  A cafe sits alone at the corner that I am sure serves delicious french food.  The Eiffle Tower's pressence is always felt as it dominates the skyline.  But back to the hookers.  The sterotypical push-up bra, short skirt, too much make-up, more than a few missing teeth, and towering high-heels complete the look of your everyday street corner worker.  I have the misfortune of having to walk right through to them.  Aside from the seductive arm touches and cattle calls no harm comes to me.  Acctually for obvious reasons they are overly friendly.  I make it to the Metro and board the train headed for the Lourve to get some night shots.  As I step onto the Metro I realize I am the only non-gypsy on the train.  I flash back to Indonesia and reach for my knife.  It is not there.  Of course.  Stay calm.  None of them want to hurt you.  Right? 

Indeed once again no harm comes to me.  Aside from the extra crazy one standing next to me crying and smashing his head against the wall the trip was quite uneventful.  Such things that would be shocking in Jackson I have become quite numb to.  I exit the station and make the quick walk to the Lourve.  Expecting there to be a lot of people in and around the plaza I thought that the interesting part of the trip was behind me.  But as I walk through the passage way to get to the plaza I realize I am the only person here.  Wait, wait, wait, where is everyone?  Is there some event going on that I have forgotten about again?  I glance down at my watch.  Oh, that explains it.

In yet another mistake I never looked to see what time it was when I left.  My watch reads 12:30 at night.  Not wanting to miss the last train at 1:00am I promptly turn around and start to head back to the train station.  As I begin my walk back through the passage way out of the Lourve plaza I see a man.  He is climbing down from off the railing very quickly.  He then leaps and grabs onto a small ledge.  Hanging from his fingers he shimmys around the ledge and finally leaps off and lands in a roll at my feet.  Immedeatly taken back by this mans aggresive parkour advance I stop in my tracks.  He looks at my quickly and pulls up a bandana around his face.  Completly on edge I start to analyze my situation and look for a way to run.  My mind works on overdrive as adrenaline surges through my system.  A thousand thoughts race through my mind in the blink of an eye.  Seconds turn into hours as I begin to panic.  How to fight him off if need be and possible escape routes.  Buildings that have lights on that I could run into for help, anything.  In my frantic look around I see there are some things laying at the man's feet.  Upon closer inspection I see what looks like a load of small squares and a caulk gun?  Surely that is not right.  Why on earth would he have these wierd things.  I glance up on the wall where the man so expertly jumped from and see a small piece of art.

An old-school 8-bit video game character about a foot and a half tall is on the wall.  As if I had been punched in the face a sudden epiphany hits me hard.  In a brilliant Slumdog Millionaire moment I flash back to a documentary I had seen maybe two years ago.  Although the movie Exit Through The Gift Shop is mainly focused around the british street artist and rebel Banksy, it does mention others as well such as Shepard Fairey, the man behind the OBEY posters.  One of the artists mentioned is an artist the goes by the name of Space Invader.  He was named because he left small 8-bit videogame characters as his signature.  The main video game he uses is characters from the game Space Invaders.  I also recalled that he was indeed French.
"Are you Space Invader?" I ask.
A glint flashes in his eye and under the bandana I can see a smile come across his face.  He looks up at the artwork.  "Just a touch up," he says in a thick French accent.  I look up at the piece.  Not a signature Space Invader but it is however a man in what looks to be a form of armor or something of the like on the wall.  No doubt from some retro unknown video game.  When I look back at him I catch a glimpse of him sprinting away into the night.  I gather myself and make the train back.  Aside from more pleads for sex from the hookers, nothing happens and I get back to the hostel all safe.

  I go to the Lourve the next day to see the art in it but I make sure to see the street art.  Who knows how long it will be there.  I'm sure such a prestigious institution as the Lourve does not want "grafitti" on its lovely palace.  But who knows I'm just glad I got to see it at all.

Again mistakes were made and this does not mean anyone can wander around Paris late late at night with no protection and alone and they too will have an adventure.  It was dumb to go alone and I got lucky.  Very lucky.


   

Well that is it from Paris.  Yeah I saw the art and the monuments but that was about all I had time for.  Next stop will be Amsterdam.  The post will becoming faster and faster as my trip winds down.  Thanks for all the support guys!!!

Monday, April 8, 2013

Spain

The sound of pounding drums awakes me from my slumber.  My eye's crust open as I wonder what the heck that sound is.  My bed looks right out the window and I roll over to peer out.  I see men with hoods on and masks covering their faces marching down the street.  Dressed in all black they slowly bang their drums to a consistent somber rythum.  A few people line the streets to watch the procession.  What the heck is going on?  I look around the hostel and realize I am the only one in the room.  I glance at my watch to see 10am.  Wow, that is the latest I have slept the entire trip.  I roll out of bed, get dressed and head out to investigate what is going on.

I'm in the town of Malaga.  A town situated right on the Mediterranean, it litterally could not get more gorgeous here.  Tight narrow streets with small local shops fill the town.  Picturescue cafes and tapas bars dot the town.  Pedestrian only streets are everywhere providing a super laid back feel to the town.  Every house is a different bright color providing a beautiful boquet of buildings nestled by the sea.  To the north tall mountains reach up right from the sea.  All around them are thousnads upon thousands of acres of olive farms.  Row upon row of olive trees grow all along the sides of these mountains.  To the south, the Mediterranean.  Crystal clear blue water stretches into the horizon.  Palm trees line the streets along the white sand beach that runs the length of the town.  The sun shines bright everyday at a perfect temperature while a light breeze coming of the sea keeps everything fresh.  The whole scene of the Spanish gold coast is complete and I must say, I was blown away.

I step out to see the procession is still going on.  Now however it seems to have taken a sinister turn.  Men in white robes with red crosses on their chests carrying crosses walk past.  On their heads are white hoods that come to a point about a foot off the head, thus completing the look of a KKK member.  I look around the streets.  All the cute shops are closed and barred up and the smiling people have vanished.  Just one or two old women watch the march down the street.  Oh my, what on earth have I stumbled across.  Is Malaga, Spain some secret headquarters of the KKK?  Where is everyone?  Good god I know!  The Zombie Apocalypse has started!  I am baffled by the events of the morning but with literally no one around to ask I continue with my plans for the day.  I was first going to check out the big cathedral in the center of town.

As I walk the streets I feel like I'm in a ghost town.  Not a soul on any of the streets.  A dog barks in the background as the wind calmly whistles down the narrow streets.  As I get to the cathedral I notice the doors are open and as I walk through I didn't have to pay.  Upon entering the church is PACKED.  Wall to wall people all dressed in their finest clothes stare quietly at the pastor giving is adress.  Wait what day is it?  Holy cow it's Easter!  Everything suddenly becomes clear.  Spain is a hugely Catholic nation.  Of course everything is going to be closed and everyone is at church on the holiest day of the year.  I later learn that the men in hoods was a traditional thing that goes back way way before the KKK was ever made.  In fact I was incredibly lucky to see it because it only happens in Malaga and only on easter.  Too bad I didn't take any pictures because I thought it was either a funeral or I was not allowed to take pictures.  I really need to pay attention to a calender more often.

Feeling out of place and akward I leave the church and go to some ruins of a Moor fortress that happened to be open because the ticket system was automated.  I have the entire ruins to myself and get to search around and explore.  Upon climbing a guard tower that over looks the city I see a bullfighting ring.  I decide that is where I will go next and begin my decent down the ruins.

Sometime between me seeing the bullfighting ring and my exit of the ruins, church let out.  And oh my did the party start.  The streets flooded with happy smiling people.  Street vendors covering every inch a free space while children run around and eat candied nuts.  Multiple stages are going with local bands and dancing troops giving shows to delighted crowds.  Tons of kites litter the sky as happy children run to get the aloft.  Seeing how big a deal this was for everyone I make a beeline to the bullfighting ring.

Sure enough there will be a bullfight today.  Another lucky thing because although it is very traditional in Spain, the public's views towards them are shifting and they are becoming very few and far between.  We all pack into the small arena and wait for the fight.  As the matador enters the ring the crowd erupts with a cheer.  He seems to be some sort of celebrity as I see his face on posters all over the town.  As the bull comes into the ring the crowd goes nuts.  The fight starts right away and goes sort of exactly how you would expect.  With each pass of the bull the crowd screams and hollars with joy.  The matador deftly moves around the ring calculating the perfect moment for each strike.  I had prepared myself before hand for the grisly scene that would unfold before me and the fight didn't fail.  The bull's blood begins to drop into the sand and stain it red.  The crowd only cheers louder.  Ever the showman the matador builds the crowd until he strikes the final blow.  The ending was however very anti-climatic.  The bull having multiple deep deep cuts and blood pouring out of his back seems to lose the will to fight.  He has more pressing matters at hand I guess.  He goes to the side of the ring and lays down.  The matador creeps up to it still being cautious.  Realizing the bull is not going to do a thing he puts a foot on its head and raises his sword.  The crowd roars and in one quick strike he stabs the bull behind the neck and it is over.

That was my easter.  Yeah.  Hope you guys had fun looking for eggs laid by a rabbit.  Mine was slightly different.  But that was only a part of Spain.  I can not gush enough about this country.  From the metropolis and art of Madrid to the drop dead perfect atmosphere of Malaga.  From the rich history and giant fortresses of Granada to the hip, living architecture museum that is Barcelona, I'm in love.  Beautiful cafes are on every street corner serving fantastic tapas and paella.  Everyone always has a smile on their face and are more than happy to help.  They even suffer my toddler's understanding of the Spanish language and are more than willing to help anyone out.  Plus they have Siesta.  Which is a nap in the middle of the day.  Everything sort of slows down or closes and you have a rest.  As a weary traveler, any culture that naps everyday is tops in my books.  I have so many stories from Spain and I wish I had the time and space to tell you guys all of them but I'm sure you would get bored.  Just know that Spain is a must for anybody going to Europe and simply can not be missed.

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Money is moving fast and so am I.  Next stop is Paris for only three nights.  Expect to see another post up soon.  The trip will be a little bit shorter than I had origonally planned and I will be home late April.  Thanks so much for all the support and love, it means so much.  See you guys soon.